you haven’t experienced embarrassment until you’ve been caught taking a selfie
(via sarcasticmissknowit-all)
when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy crap you were born in the nineteen hundreds’
We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”
(Source: hungarian, via sarcasticmissknowit-all)
tumblr is a website filled with awkward teens
Hey some of us are in our 20’s and still awkward.
(Source: percentaqe, via the-awkward-platypus)
Does no one else remember the episode of Arthur where D.W. made the “yo mama” joke???
UPDATE: It was the episode with Yo-Yo Ma, the cellist. teehee :3
bungo recovered, ducks in a row, peas in the pod
when d.w. gets lost at the white house
apparently white house security guards are all from the matrix
seriously though, what’s her full name
These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship.
This will always be golden
When your celebrity crush explains what they want in a relationship:
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i’m watching the lion king 2 and my god are they some judgy ass giraffe’s and zebra’s
(Source: disneyhottie101)
i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
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So i’m reading this Yahoo article about trends guys hate, and as I am reading, it got me really frustrated. Everyone has a right to their opinions but once you start degrading someone, you’ve crossed the mf-ing line.
One man said, in reference to high-waisted shorts, “Why? Don’t you know you look like a total nerd who pulled her shorts up too high.”
Another said, “Caution: you may be confused for pregnant after a meal.”
Hello! What if I want to look like a nerd. It’s not a bad thing. High-waisted shorts happen to be comfortable. They essentially remove the worry of showing your buttcrack, because i cant tell you how often people worry about showing it and you know when you see a buttcrack you’re just like eww can’t they feel a draft or something.
BUT the other reason i’m on a tangent is because some men still believe women dress solely for a man. This is not true. There are women who are lesbians and have no interest in you! And you know we just love clothes and looking and feeling good. We don’t need your fucking approval.
WOMEN DO NOT SOLELY DRESS FOR MEN, PERIOD.
vwhy:
WHAT TEAM
catwild
getcha game in the head
time what it is
it on bet
flyin we’re, soarin
top to the bop
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*does that glasses thing characters with glasses do*
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