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prewars:

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

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fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

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asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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dragonpikachu:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

aiyuwithoutatrace:

wegotplansforsammy:

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somewherethats-green:

the worst fuckin thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”

“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”

The last one seems more doable

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ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

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pizza:

my favourite thing to do in the holidays is fuck up my sleeping pattern as much as possible

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captainamuricasass:

I wanna be

where the people are

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Fuck. I brought home all these condoms and I have no idea what to do with them >:|

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